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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some common historical misconceptions?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Who are your 10 best visuals in K-pop?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

UFC champ Jon Jones retires, hit with another criminal charge in Albuquerque - Albuquerque Journal

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

No go.

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dow Jones Futures Rise, Broadcom Falls After Tesla Crashes On Musk-Trump Feud - Investor's Business Daily

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can Djokovic climb the mountain? - Roland Garros

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Elizabeth Warren Pushes Fed to Reinstate Wells Fargo’s Asset Cap - Barron's

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

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